As seen on Chicago Ave.

As seen on Hoyne Ave.

Sometimes if you get out of the car and walk around for a while, you find some amazing stuff. This was embedded in the sidewalk not far from a friend's house. You can't get much sense of scale from the photo, but the Club is about 4 inches across. I love finding Easter eggs like this.

Wow, that sucks.

This is an awful instance of insult being added to injury, at least as a metropolitan automobile owner. That orange scrap on the windshield is a parking ticket. That gaping hole over there is a broken window. Be thankful fellow driver: at least there isn't a boot.